Red Hot: An Ode (In Pictures) March 13, 2016 in Monday Musings, Crush, Goals Reeeeeedddddddd! I'd trust you with my taxes...and my vagina. Rough me up...red style. You know those redheaded, bearded hipsters that everyone hates? I want to sit on their faces. Michael...my heart is yours. He could get tough with my mud. I'd go to his show. I'd meet his parents. Read me a book, please. Praise Jesus. Our Love Child, all grown up... :) Mommy loves you!