Red Hot: An Ode (In Pictures)

 Reeeeeedddddddd!

Reeeeeedddddddd!

 I'd trust you with my taxes...and my vagina. 

I'd trust you with my taxes...and my vagina. 

 Rough me up...red style.

Rough me up...red style.

 You know those redheaded, bearded hipsters that everyone hates? I want to sit on their faces. 

You know those redheaded, bearded hipsters that everyone hates? I want to sit on their faces. 

 Michael...my heart is yours.

Michael...my heart is yours.

 He could get tough with my mud.

He could get tough with my mud.

 I'd go to his show. 

I'd go to his show. 

 I'd meet his parents. 

I'd meet his parents. 

 Read me a book, please.

Read me a book, please.

 Praise Jesus.

Praise Jesus.

 Our Love Child, all grown up... :) Mommy loves you!

Our Love Child, all grown up... :) Mommy loves you!